It's a healthy thing to be able to laugh at yourself!
A truck driver was sitting down in a small roadside diner,
minding his own business, and having a plate of spaghetti and a beer. Before
long, about 30 of the nastiest, meanest looking bikers come roaring in to the
parking lot and boisterously enter the diner -- taking over the tiny place. The
macho leader notices the trucker in the corner and goes over to "mark the
territory." He starts giving the trucker a hard time, but the trucker is not to be
provoked. Soon the leader is frustrated by the trucker's lack of response and he
dumps the trucker's spaghetti plate right on his head. The trucker is covered
with noodles and sauce is dripping down his face. He tells the leader he doesn't
want any trouble and cleans away the mess with a towel provided by the
proprietor. The leader is not done with his provocation -- he tells the trucker
he's a lily-livered sissy and dumps the trucker's beer right in his lap. The
trucker shoots to his feet -- the room is silent. The bikers think they're
finally gonna see some action -- but the trucker just saunters over to the cash
register, settles the check and strides out the door. A minute or two passes and
the leader decides to have the last word, "That guy sure isn't much of a
About 10 seconds of silence follow-- The silence is shattered by the sound of
mangled metal and the words of the diner proprietor... "And he sure isn't
much of a driver either. Looks like he just ran over a whole bunch of those
Harley's in the parking lot!"
While driving along the back roads of a small
town, two novice truckers came to an overpass with a sign that read CLEARANCE
11'3". They got out and measured their rig, which was 12'4" high..."What do you
think?" one asked the other. The driver looked around carefully, then shifted
into first. "Not a cop in sight. Let's take a chance!"
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